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| CROQUET WE CAN BELIEVE IN. |
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Health care, the war, the economy, immigration, abortion, stem cells. These are all very important issues to some people, but what do they have to do with Croquet? Very little. Politicians use these issues to distract voters from the fact that none of them have anything that even approaches being a comprehensive croquet season, and many probably don't even own a mallet. At the North Side Croquet Club, we have a plan for a croquet season extending from April through October, from Mosquito Park to Ruby Hill, from Tuesday's at 6 until Tuesday's at 9 or 10. And every game will have beer. Every game will be fun. Every game will have 9 wickets and 2 posts and a sore loser. This is our promise to America, and our promise to America's enemies as well. So on May 6th, dust off your mallet and take a stand for your freedom to get drunk and play yard games with your friends. Game 2 - May 13th Gates-Crescent Park |
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